A couple pictures. Very busy. Suck it people.

Awww. Aren't they cute? Seriously, the only one I've captured of him so far.

Cute little pug.

I didn't even have to alter this. I just suck at taking pictures THAT much. But it turned out pretty cool this one time...

More pictures after Halloween if I remember to take the camera. No promises. Head is brimming with information.

I have lots of boyfriends

Here's my newest boyfriend's latest interview.

How do you stop yourself from just wanting to hug him!?!

Even if you're sad that I'm voting - vote. It really matters that more people participate. Also, you don't get to complain if you don't vote. What more could you ask for?!

Happy Blogoversary

So, apparently I missed it, but I started blogging about a year ago. 10-12-08 to be precise. It seems like only yesterday, and also about a hundred years ago. Probably it feels this way because I feel like I've neglected the old blog lately. Truthfully, I'm going to continue to post lightly until Christmas break. You see, I spend about a billion dollars on school and daycare, so I really should make an effort to do it well. Because someday I'm going to have to pay those student loans back and it could really be hard if I don't have a lucrative job.

Things I plan to do:

• Take some pictures of the kids so you can at least see their cute little faces.
• Um, study and then study some more.
• Check the mail for my mail-in ballot.
• Take the kids on a walk.
• Sit down and write one of the many papers that are due in the very near future.
• Procrastinate writing stupid papers because I actually hate writing. For real.
• Feel bad about not writing stupid paper.
• Start laundry during guilt phase of not writing stupid, stupid paper.
• Focus on negative political ads so as to distract self from writing stupid, vile paper.
• Watch Grey's Anatomy while pretending not to remember horrible paper.
• Do the dishes and clean toilets because clearly they have priority over irritating paper.
• WRITE THE &*^$^%$@x PAPER ALREADY.

So I'll get on that picture thing.

Drunk Pumpkin

School is crazy busy and I haven't taken many pictures. So I have to rely on whatever I can for post material. Mike forwarded this picture to me and I thought it was hilarious. So now I'm sharing with you!

Let me tell you about the time I put a tampon up my nose...

So I was on my way to school last week and I needed to blow my nose. So I grabbed my last Starbucks napkin and blew. And then I got a bloody nose. Thing is, I had just used my last napkin. So, since I was wearing my white lab coat and professional attire, I did what any resourceful idiot in rush hour traffic would do. I found a beat-up lonely tampon from my purse, ripped it open and shoved it up my nose.

Not a drop of blood hit my pristine white lab coat.

Sometimes you just have to read good stuff (that's right, I said stuff, give me a break - my brain is full)

Read this.

Yeah, I'm bossy. So what.

Just some random Hobo...!?

The kids and I were talking about the blog the other day and Hunter was really interested in the world map that shows where all the hits on the site come from. Then the conversation with Meadow went like this:

Have we had one from Hawaii?

Yep.

We have family in Hawaii?

No. Well, not that I know of. Just somebody checkin' it out.

So, some random hobo is lookin' at our blog?

Um, no. Just random people. Besides, where is a hobo going to get a computer?

Maybe they saved their pennies.

Maybe they did.