Today, while I was playing with River, he belted me right in the face. It kind of came out of no where. One minute we're laughing and playing and the next minute - he whacks me. HARD. So the conversation went like this:
"Ow! That hurt. No-no! No hit. Say you're sorry."
"No, say sorry."
"Sorry. Say sorry to mommy."
And I lost it. I laughed. And now he thinks he can whack me and cuss like a sailor. And I am so screwed. Shit.