Aunt & Uncle's sneaky secret birth control plan to recent high school grad who is college bound: "Can you watch River for a minute? I'm sure it'll be fine. M'kay? Thanks."
I do it myself!
Daddy & River
Mike holding a crawfish. Moments before he threw it at his wife.
Grin after throwing said crawfish at his wife - who called him nasty things after screaming like a school-girl.