Mike: Ugh. I think I really got sunburned.
Me: Oh really? I'm so sorry baby.
Mike: Yeah. It hurts.
Me: Awwww.
Mike: I can hear your tone.
Me: I'm TRYING to be sympathetic.
Mike: You're not very good at it.
Me: Would you rather I said "No shit, dumbass."
Mike: At least that would be more honest.
Me: Noted.
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