Last night after Mike's softball game, we had a conversation that may have gone something like this:
Mike: Look at my ankle.
Me: Yeah, it's still pretty swollen.
Mike: Do you think it's normal?
Me: No, I think it's swollen and you should let it heal. Maybe give soccer, softball and basketball a rest for a few weeks.
Mike: But it doesn't hurt.
Me: Okay. Then it's probably totally normal for an ankle to grow. Maybe it's like a super-ankle or something. Maybe it will give you special powers. I can't wait to see what happens. I'm sure it won't fall off or anything.
Mike: So is that your professional opinion or are you just guessing?