Meadow: "Mom, I have a bump on my head and it itches. But if I itch it, it really stings."
Me: "Yep. I think it's a bug bite."
Meadow: (Pointing) "Heeere..."
Me: "Uh-huh. I saw it last night. Try not to scratch it. It'll go away."
Meadow: (huffs, pulls hair over bug bite on forehead and stomps upstairs to room)